Jennifer's 365 Project

So today I was at the Detroit Zoo, hanging with some friends. While looking at one of the exhibits, and discussing with John the zombie craze that has taken over video games as of late, he suddenly realized that some serious protection could be had if one owned a vulture.

Now seriously, hear me out. Nearly every movie or depiction of zombies you see it only affects humans (yes yes, there are exceptions like 28 Days Later, but stop ruining my fun!). Well zombies are just dead (albeit reanimated) flesh. Vultures eat dead flesh. So, vultures + zombies = escape!

I officially have a plan B in case of zombie attack. Thanks John!